


Keep up to date at her website, Follow on Twitter: Dark Dispatch Issue #1 There is absolutely no explanation for how she’s managed to stay alive as long as she has. Her later adventures have included being in Seville when they found 4.5 tons of explosives set to blow up the Semana Santa parade and being in a car crash in the Sahara Desert. After her tenth birthday she fell down a waterfall and almost drowned.

She went to school with the doctor’s son, and forever felt sorry for him. The muscle had to be stitched back together, leaving some uncertainty about whether she’d walk again, and the doctor was so fed up with her screaming he told her if she didn’t shut up he’d cut her foot off. Just before her ninth birthday she was running along the beach, landed on broken glass, and her foot was partially severed. At age eight she was hit by a car while riding her bike home and her head was cut open. Editor-in-Chief Sandra Ruttan was a walking disaster in her formative years.
